The Unnaturalist Diary III: I Have A Question About the T-Shirts

Who are the t-shirts for, exactly? Does matching promote team-bonding? Is it just for the photo-ops? Does it inspire employees to see themselves as a unified team, without the dividing distinctions of designer wardrobes? Why does the boss person get a special light-blue t-shirt, while the lowly team-members get the same photogenic royal-blue shirts? Isn't that a divisive choice? How much extra did it cost to order just one light-blue t-shirt along with the box of royal-blue t-shirts? Did the people at the t-shirt printing company think it was nuts to make one light-blue t-shirt and thirty royal-blue t-shirts with the same design, or are they used to this type of request? Or maybe somewhere else in DC, there's a nonprofit swarming with a team of financial strategists in light-blue t-shirts, led by a royal-blue t-shirt.